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It’s time for another reading of the “Daily Horrorscope,” where Alfredas keeps it real by telling every astrological sign the harsh truth about themselves for today’s date of April 28, 2022:

 

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Aries: Sending a professional letter with Twitter-like abbreviations is not good. You shouldn’t put “JMO.” Everyone doesn’t know “Just My Opinion.”

Taurus: Your waitress may be rude if she asked y’all if you’re gonna leave a tip before she takes your order.

Gemini: Your man loves planning y’all vacations with your bonuses.

Cancer: Asking the woman in the store with the out-of-control kids if you could slap one of them might not be such a good idea. It’s kind of insensitive.

Leo: Remember to dress appropriately when going on a job interview in corporate America. You may want to go ahead and take that McDonald’s uniform off.

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Virgo. Your man says he’s good with finances… After asking you for a loan.

Libra: If you’ve ever had an argument over some liquor in your life at any time, that is not a good look.

Scorpio. If you’re drinking a six-pack of Coca-Cola day, you may have a coke problem.

Sagittarius: Do not be attended to the wig lady at the wig store. She’s gonna tell you everything looks incredible on you.

Capricorn It’s a damn shame if the police are called to escort you out of that all-you-can-eat buffet along with the seven of your family members. What’s wrong with y’all? Even a little one?

Aquarius: Everybody hates watching your kids on a Friday night. Because it turns into a weekend sleepover. Right? Why do you have these bags? Why are they why did they have backpacks?

Pisces: Never let your kids play games on their uncle’s phone. Pop-Ups are not going to be PG.

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Russ Parr Morning Show’s Daily Horrorscope For April 28, 2022  was originally published on blackamericaweb.com